Writer's Block: Feeling Better

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Is it wrong that I am tempted to submit a question like, "When was the battle of 1812?" Don't they do any QC on these questions? Between this and the who would you call if you were on crashing plane--lame.

BTW, I ask snarky rhetotrical questions when I'm mad. And what do you know? I feel better now.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What the hell? I am having a giant spazz attack. I just went to go do laundry and there is the most enormous WORM by our backdoor. The rain is also getting in. So I had to call management agency and ask them to come fix door and remove worm. :/

I am so lame. Why can't I be all, "Oh, hello worm. Let me put you back outside."

D:

What is it with worms lately? Are they out to get me?

Hi, I'm high maintenance and vapid

So much is wrong with these here t-shirts. I just... am skeeved. Also an amazing case of one of this things is not like the others, no?

My face? Bovvered?

Best (or shittiest) Phishing ever?

subject:Tax refund (28371231) $620.50
from: Internal Revenue Service <service@gmail.com>

You have get a Tax Refund on your Visa or MasterCard.
Complete the formular, and get your Tax Refund.

(Your Refund Amount Is $620.50)

http://###.##.######/www.irs.gov/portal/


Because the IRS uses gmail and bad grammar and you can get a refund on your credit card!