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Ew

posted by [personal profile] imaginarycircus at 04:50pm on 27/06/2009
Last night David and went downtown to meet my aunt and uncle for dinner. We ended up walking back down Newbury to catch the bus back to Cambridge and walk off our large meal in the North End a bit. And we got on the bus with a man carrying a nasty old suitcase, wearing dirty clothes. He had dreads and weighed about as much a fifth grade book report. He was sitting near us and he pulled a large bottle of vitamin water out of his bag and held it up to us and grinned and nodded.

I asked David if Vitamin Water came in a murky brown flavor. He shook his head.

The dude asked David to guess what was in it. David guesses whiskey. They guys said, "Yes! and wine! and beer! and rum! and..."

Then he tried to get David to smell it, which he declined to do. I decided to call his drink a "Bronx Iced Tea." (I lived in the Bronx. And all the super crazy shit I saw was north of 168th.)

The dude then started doing some very strange drunk kind of Tai Chi, both in his seat and standing. Then he picked his wedgie for a while or possibly he was just itchy. D:

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