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imaginarycircus at 11:44am on 02/06/2010
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I checked for the updated free will astrology horoscope and it gave me this:
"The TV comedy series "Community" takes place on the sleepy campus of a community college. It features the hijinks of seven misfits who are older and weirder than their fellow students. In one episode, an inept female security guard chases the lead character, Jeff, hoping to catch and cite him for a farcical misdemeanor. As she races along, shouting for him to stop, she takes out her can of pepper spray and shoots several streams in his direction. The cloud of noxious stuff doesn't reach him, but she runs face-first into it as she continues her pursuit. It irritates her eyes and forces her to halt. Later, in telling her associate what happened, she says she was the victim of "self-inflicted friendly fire." I worry that you'll soon be tempted to carry out a metaphorical version of that, Capricorn. Please don't. "
I find this particularly hilarious because my main character has a can of mace is afraid to use it because she figures, with her luck, she'll end up macing herself. :D
I think the message here is stay quiet and keep a low profile and keep working? Or at least don't go to extraordinary lengths to catch other people out?
Crazy old math guy tried to give me a back rub and then asked me if I'd be OK without him? O_o *shudder*
"The TV comedy series "Community" takes place on the sleepy campus of a community college. It features the hijinks of seven misfits who are older and weirder than their fellow students. In one episode, an inept female security guard chases the lead character, Jeff, hoping to catch and cite him for a farcical misdemeanor. As she races along, shouting for him to stop, she takes out her can of pepper spray and shoots several streams in his direction. The cloud of noxious stuff doesn't reach him, but she runs face-first into it as she continues her pursuit. It irritates her eyes and forces her to halt. Later, in telling her associate what happened, she says she was the victim of "self-inflicted friendly fire." I worry that you'll soon be tempted to carry out a metaphorical version of that, Capricorn. Please don't. "
I find this particularly hilarious because my main character has a can of mace is afraid to use it because she figures, with her luck, she'll end up macing herself. :D
I think the message here is stay quiet and keep a low profile and keep working? Or at least don't go to extraordinary lengths to catch other people out?
Crazy old math guy tried to give me a back rub and then asked me if I'd be OK without him? O_o *shudder*
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