Did I miss something?

[imaginarycircus]

I've read several fics in the last day that seem to send the trio and other students back to Hogwarts post-DH. Why is that? After what they faced haven't they proven themselves? Couldn't they just take their exams and be done with it?

I just can't see Harry returning after the showdown... Or was there something in the book I missed? I'm pretty out of it these days. :(

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[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Not as messy as the zoo that is going in next year!

*worried the name is familiar because of wank, hoping it is because of the bunnysuit or something*

[danbi.livejournal.com]

Wow, that's some incredible mouth you have! (Please let me be the only person who has typed that statement to you thus far...)

I think it was because of the Ms Scribe thing but I seriously wouldn't worry about it. At least, it's not something that matters to me personally.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Typed? Yes, you are the only one has typed that to me.

Ah, yes. That wank was no fun for me. And I generally like to gather round the bon fire and toast march hares with everyone else.

[danbi.livejournal.com]

Well I couldn't SAY it because...you know. My mouth doesn't fit in my computer.

I can imagine. I don't know what march hares are (I assume there are no april hares) but toasting is a fun activity. Mostly with bread though.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

I have a mathematical formula for fitting mouths in computers, but it is mostly theoretical at this point. When they come up with a unified field theory I am sure I can make it work.

At wanks you toast march hares instead of marshmallows. Because marshmallows very seldom cause wank, and crazy people tend to do it all the time.

[danbi.livejournal.com]

...right. Well. Good luck with that? And stay away from my mouth. :|

But crazy people are entertaining! They are in media anyway. To be honest, I got bored of wank. After three years, it gets to be a little repetitive.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

I'm not a mouth highjacker! Jeez.

Crazy people are entertaining when they are not in your personal space or sitting next to you on a bus or the subway. Wank does get repetitive but that doesn't make it any less funny sometimes. Especially if it is pastede on for great yay.

[danbi.livejournal.com]

You might be. Who am I to know? :|

Yeah I like crazy people in fiction, not as much in real life. There was a woman (schizophrenic, I think) who came and sat next to me in a Starbucks once and kept cursing for about an hour. I really couldn't tell if it was me she was talking to or...I don't know who. I have to admit, I don't know what pastede on yay means exactly.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

During the infamous crystalwank2004 it became a catch phrase. She was the chick who photoshopped tons of art from photographs and tried to sell them as ART in the LotR fandom. The wank had 18 zillion madcap comments and someone said "their heads are pastede on for great yay" and it became a catch phrase for wank... or something.

I've ended up in many a subway car with crazy person whimpering and punching himself. Oi. What kills me are the crazy people who hold up signs, but those are too depressing to talk about. :(

[danbi.livejournal.com]

I don't think I was around for that one - it was LOTR, wasn't it? Feh. That's pretty amusing though.

I don't think the ones around here hold up signs - or the ones that do have signs are usually quiet.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Well, NYC is a special place... there was a kid in my doctor's office the other day and we both waited for 1.5 hours to see the doctor and he started punching himself and crying. He was at least 15. Then I found out he was autistic and I couldn't understand why his father didn't take him outside or to the lobby of the building or something for a few minutes at least. The kid was freaking out about sitting there. SHEESH.

I'm sure there is a wiki on that wank, not to mention the wank itself is still there. All 28 zillion comments. Mostly it is drunken boobie flashing and filking...

[danbi.livejournal.com]

I don't know a lot about autism but it sounds difficult.

I'm sure there is. I'm also sure I'm not going to read it, ahahah. I think the only wank I went back through and seriously read was the one with that girl who pretended to be Elijah Wood? Now THERE was some prime crazy.

[imaginarycircus.livejournal.com]

Victoria Bitter, oh my yes. That was special.