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AQUARIUM OF LIES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

AQUARIUMS HAVE KILLERS SHARKS IN THEM. DOES YOUR MOUTH POSSESS KILLER SHARKS TOO?

NO SHARKS ALLOWED. THEIR TABLE MANNERS ARE SHOCKING.

A squid on a stick used to write my old lj sometimes (http://ari-o.livejournal.com/127498.html).

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THERE'S A TABLE IN YOUR MOUTH TOO? :O

Third person can be fun! I didn't know you were

ari_o. I'm bright.

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Yes, where would the Aquarium workers eat if they had no tables? And the architects need tables to design stuff. And the butchers - oi, they need all kinds of stuff. Damn needy butchers.

Huh? Why would you know

ari_o? She is annoying and never posts and her journal is more fun than this EMOTARD one.

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Wouldn't butchers in the mouth be messy?

The name is familiar. But I don't know why. It's like one of those peripheral things, I dunno. Emotard is a bad word.

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Not as messy as the zoo that is going in next year!

*worried the name is familiar because of wank, hoping it is because of the bunnysuit or something*

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Wow, that's some incredible mouth you have! (Please let me be the only person who has typed that statement to you thus far...)

I think it was because of the Ms Scribe thing but I seriously wouldn't worry about it. At least, it's not something that matters to me personally.

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Typed? Yes, you are the only one has typed that to me.

Ah, yes. That wank was no fun for me. And I generally like to gather round the bon fire and toast march hares with everyone else.

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Well I couldn't SAY it because...you know. My mouth doesn't fit in my computer.

I can imagine. I don't know what march hares are (I assume there are no april hares) but toasting is a fun activity. Mostly with bread though.

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I have a mathematical formula for fitting mouths in computers, but it is mostly theoretical at this point. When they come up with a unified field theory I am sure I can make it work.

At wanks you toast march hares instead of marshmallows. Because marshmallows very seldom cause wank, and crazy people tend to do it all the time.

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...right. Well. Good luck with that? And stay away from my mouth. :|

But crazy people are entertaining! They are in media anyway. To be honest, I got bored of wank. After three years, it gets to be a little repetitive.

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I'm not a mouth highjacker! Jeez.

Crazy people are entertaining when they are not in your personal space or sitting next to you on a bus or the subway. Wank does get repetitive but that doesn't make it any less funny sometimes. Especially if it is pastede on for great yay.

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You might be. Who am I to know? :|

Yeah I like crazy people in fiction, not as much in real life. There was a woman (schizophrenic, I think) who came and sat next to me in a Starbucks once and kept cursing for about an hour. I really couldn't tell if it was me she was talking to or...I don't know who. I have to admit, I don't know what pastede on yay means exactly.

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During the infamous crystalwank2004 it became a catch phrase. She was the chick who photoshopped tons of art from photographs and tried to sell them as ART in the LotR fandom. The wank had 18 zillion madcap comments and someone said "their heads are pastede on for great yay" and it became a catch phrase for wank... or something.

I've ended up in many a subway car with crazy person whimpering and punching himself. Oi. What kills me are the crazy people who hold up signs, but those are too depressing to talk about. :(

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I don't think I was around for that one - it was LOTR, wasn't it? Feh. That's pretty amusing though.

I don't think the ones around here hold up signs - or the ones that do have signs are usually quiet.

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Well, NYC is a special place... there was a kid in my doctor's office the other day and we both waited for 1.5 hours to see the doctor and he started punching himself and crying. He was at least 15. Then I found out he was autistic and I couldn't understand why his father didn't take him outside or to the lobby of the building or something for a few minutes at least. The kid was freaking out about sitting there. SHEESH.

I'm sure there is a wiki on that wank, not to mention the wank itself is still there. All 28 zillion comments. Mostly it is drunken boobie flashing and filking...

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I don't know a lot about autism but it sounds difficult.

I'm sure there is. I'm also sure I'm not going to read it, ahahah. I think the only wank I went back through and seriously read was the one with that girl who pretended to be Elijah Wood? Now THERE was some prime crazy.

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Victoria Bitter, oh my yes. That was special.

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